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"A Study on a Guy's Face" from Becky in Springfield
I just want to share with you a new study that has revealed that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending on where she is in her mentstrual cycle. For example:
If she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features.
However, if she is menstruating, or menopausal, she tends to be more attracted to a man with duct tape over his mouth and a spear lodged in his chest while he is on fire.
No further studies are expected.
"Things Guys Wish Women Knew" from John in Springfield
* When we really have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine. Really.
* Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work. Strong hints do not work. Obvious hints do not work. Just say it!
* "Yes" and "No" are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
* Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
* Please, please, please. Check your oil.
* The relationship is never going to be like it was the first two months we were going out. Deal with it.
* If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will assume nothing's wrong.
* Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
"LIFE THOUGHTS" from Kathy Sanders
* Marriage changes passion. Suddenly you're in bed with a relative.
* I saw a woman wearing a t-shirt with "Guess" on it. So I said, "Implants?" She hit me.
* How come we choose from just two people to run for President and over fifty for Miss America?
* I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose fitting clothing. If I HAD any loose fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in the first place!
* When I was young we used to go 'skinny dipping.' Now I just 'chunky dunk.'
* Don't argue with an idiot; people watching may not be able to tell the difference.
* Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press "Ctrl Alt Delete" and start all over?
* Why is it that our children can't read a Bible in school, but they can in prison?
* Wouldn't you know it...brain cells come and go, but FAT cells live forever.
* Why do I have to swear on the Bible in court when the Ten Commandments cannot be displayed outside?
* And remember: Life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.
